Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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