i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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