Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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