we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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