found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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