i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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