no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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