You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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