Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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