she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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