Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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