I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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