WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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