Plan B is the new Plan A
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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