I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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