Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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