Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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