can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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