erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
