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I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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