That's intense
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
only you would photoshop your dick
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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