Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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