your parents love me but you hate me
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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