Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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