why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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