Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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