I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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