I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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