Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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