sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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