The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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