Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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