i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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