I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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