At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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