So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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