Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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