im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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