We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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