why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
