Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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