The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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