Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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