I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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