chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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