I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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