Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
