You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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