Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize