Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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