And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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