so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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