My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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