found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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