I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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