Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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