Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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