Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
